the costume to end all costumes

Halloween is next Friday for those of you without a calendar.

I’ve been talking about costumes all month and how 1) can’t find one to go with the theme the kids have going, 2) doesn’t look like I should be serving up drinks at Oktoberfest, and 3) doesn’t look like somewhere a pole is missing a stripper.  So, it should come to no surprise that I’ve had to come up with my own costume.  As you know, necessity is the mother of invention.  Not that I’m an inventor, but I’ve seen Back to the Future many times and I’m a devoted follower of Project Runway, so I figure I’m ahead of the curve on this one.  I’ve been thinking about the costume for a week and I’ve worked for at least 15 minutes on this, so you know it’s quality.  Friends, without further ado, I give you Wellbutrina.

Wellbutrina is a fairy who is medicated and motivated.  The costume comes with the wings, dress, and 30 day supply of Wellbutrin.  She is a supercute fairy who gives a much needed boost to mothers of young children all over the earth.  Wellbutrina is a mood-enhancing fairy and you should consult your doctor before ordering this costume.

Caution:  Wellbutrina may cause you to forget your cares and should not be used by people with low stress levels.  Wellbutrina cannot fly and you should not try to fly while wearing this costume.  You should not wear this costume if you are on other medications as Wellbutrina may interfere with you medications you are taking.  Do not wear this costume if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, or are nursing (but you know you’re going to need to call on Wellbutrina soon ’cause lemme tell you, motherhood is not for the weak and there’s only so much Max and Ruby you can take before you shoot out the television like Elvis did).

I do have to say I look pretty smokin’ in the costume.  And yes, I do wear heels like that around the house everyday, well, except on Thursdays when my tiara is out being polished.