Who thought this was a good idea?

I’m all for helping out charities, but I have no idea why someone thought this was a good idea.

When I think of clowns, the word naked never comes to mind.  Like really never.  So, in an effort to creep-out the people of the world who weren’t previously creeped-out by clowns, the Naked Clowns Calendar.  Here’s Mr. October. 

Keep your hands where I can see them, buddy.  Don’t even think of pulling anything out of that hat.  For realz.  Ew.

The calendar’s proceeds go to fight MS.  I can think of a hundred other ways to raise money off the top of my head that don’t involve nekkid clowns.  Yes, I said nekkid.  That’s nothin’ but nasty.  And what’s with that devilish look on Mr. October’s face.  Don’t tell me it’s makeup!  He’s up to something, I can tell.

I’m not a fan of nude people calendars or nude people in general.  I shower in a swimsuit.  For Bozo’s sake, why clowns?  Firefighters, maybe.  Doctors, well, I could see that.  Well, not any of mine, but other doctors — whatev.  Secret agents, heck yeah.  Plumbers, no.  CPAs, no.  Comic-book authors, no.  Clowns, good Lord, no.

I can’t go on, my retinas are burning from nekkid clowns.  I saw more than one pic.  One was hairy with tattoo.  Ew.